اكثر من 80 ستاتي بالانجليزية جديد روعه – الجوكر الوحيد

ستاتيات بالانجليزية روعه للفيس بوك والواتس اب و الانستقرام و تويتر 2021

• You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
• I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me.
• A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
• I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.
• Wow you’re cool. LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
• You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.
• Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
• I don’t care what people think or say about me!
• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google.. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
• A smile suits every kind of clothes
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• Life is journey. I am traveler.
• They say: Don’t drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a bad@ss.
• Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
• Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
• People with status don’t need status.
• A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
• When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
• DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, and ACT SINGLE.
• People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
• life is simple if we are simple.
• You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
• Silence is the best response to a fool.
• WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
• The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
• Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
• Silent people have the loudest minds.
• A smile suits every kind of clothes.
• 7The road to success is always under construction.
• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
• It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
• Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile.. Smile please!
• They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a bad@ss.
• Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.
• The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, and a really cool funny kid.
• Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
• Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
• ‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one.
• Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
• I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
• You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
• Live ?, Laugh ?, Love ?
• Totally available!! Please disturb me!
• Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
• I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
• I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
• If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.
• Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
• Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
• I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

ستاتي بالانجليزي جديد روعه و شرات ومعاني انجليزية مكتوبة 2021

1-Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

2-Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

3-DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.

4-A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

5-When I was born. Devil said, Oh Shit! Competition!

6-Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

7-I’m pretty sure the whole ‘ladies first’ thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.

8-The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

9-Born to express not to impress.

10-Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.

11-Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.

12-Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

13-I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!

14-I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.

15-Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

16-In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.

17-My bank lets me send a text message and it’ll text back with my balance.. It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the ‘LOL’ was necessary.

18-Never give people permission to disrespect you.

19-Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

20-If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

21-I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

22-Every problem comes with some solution.. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

23-If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

24-Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

25-Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status.

26-Keep calm and enjoy life.

27-My room + INTERNET connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.

28-Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. I’m eating a sandwhich.. You want those leftovers too?

29-I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

30-Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.

31-On Facebook searching up people with the last name hontas. I think it would be cool to poke a hontas 🙂

32-I will win, not immediately but definitely.