حالات واتس اب مميزة بالانجليزي عن الازعاج والمزعجين – الجوكر الوحيد

Do you want to be right or happy?

You think that you have damaged me but really you just made me that much more stronger Thank You

How come people never get talker’s block?

It takes a lot of energy to get angry. I don’t care to use my energy that way.

He who laughs last obviously did not get the joke

If you don’t like where you are, change it! If you can’t change it, deal with it and stop complaining! Live, love, laugh, learn!!!

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

Don’t make promises when you’re happy. Don’t reply when you’re angry. Don’t make decisions when you’re sad. Don’t text when your drunk.

Acting all innocent doesn’t make you an angel. Other people might be deceived but don’t try that with me…

How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?

حالات فيس بوك انجليزية قصف المزعجين

• People really should know ALL of the parts of a story instead of just bits and pieces before they jump to conclusions and assumptions…
• I text you because I want to have a conversation with you. Not to get one word answers.
• I hate liars…I hate thieves…I hate two faced people…If you are one please don’t waste my time talking to me…
• Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.
• Everything happens for a reason…So don’t be surprised when I punch you in the face…remember, I HAD A REASON!!!
• What’s the opposite of opposite?
• Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?
• Legally changing my name to Hugh Jass
• Is there any nice way to tell a person how much you hate them???
• You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
• I can be the best friend you’ll ever have or the last enemy you’ll ever make…
• Is getting close to just walking away’
• Having one of those days where I just want to say……Next problem this way please…I can only handle one of you at a time so please wait your turn…..
• If you don’t know or understand the situation because of your own clouded judgement of it, then you don’t have the right to have an opinion…
• Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone’
• Why are you always the only one in your house that knows how to put a new toilet paper roll on the holder?
• Some people will pretend to care just so they can get a better seat to watch your struggle. Every helping hand is not always there to help.
• If you hate haters, are you a hater?
• Finds it kinda funny that people have to cross the same bridge’s they tried to BURN! KARMA IS A BITCH! – just saying!
• You can’t trust anybody these days’you think you have a good friend till you turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.
• Sometimes life seems like it would be easier if you could just sit in a corner and bang your head against a wall…
• Did you ever notice the people who say money isn’t everything are usually really rich?
• Don’t chat with me just when you’re bored. Bitch please! My name is not Adam Lambert. I’m not here for your entertainment.
• I’ve come to realize that the easiest way to deal with people is to assume that common sense, or any sense at all, does not exist…
• One of the most destructive weapons known to mankind is the human tongue…If YOU didn’t see or hear it, don’t start it!!!
• You’re a dude and you’re mad at me for not telling you it was my birthday? Why are we friends again?
• Don’t make so many promises when you can’t even keep one.
• If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
• Welcome! I’m the doormat…Please feel free to take advantage of me, wipe your crap on me and move along like nothing happened…Why not? Everyone else does!!!
• Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

حالات واتس اب بالانجليزي عن الازعاج 2021

if u talk about me, u r thinking of me. if u say mean things, u r jealous of me, if u make people choose between us, you must know I am WAY more awesome than u!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You can talk all you want about me behind my back, it just shows you don’t have the guts to say it to my face!!!

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they’ll use all their fingers.

Let the haters keep on hating, let the players keep on playing, and let me do my own thing and you stay out if my business.! Thank you and have a great day!!!

hates when people talk too much.

Nobody says ?long story short? unless it’s already too late

Ya know what I hate. Being ignored! If you don’t want to talk to me anymore then just tell me and quit beating around the bush.

I’m gonna come back as a bird in my next life. There are just some people who I feel deserve a little of their own medicine.

Doesn’t like being a sometimes friend to people who only talk to me or spend time with me when they want something…