اجمل اقوال واقتباسات انجليزية عن الازعاج – الجوكر الوحيد

• 1-It amuses me how some people are always ready to comment on other people’s life when they have more problems…Style up…Clean your mess first…

• 2-Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

• 3-Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.

• 4-Sorry, kid, I’m not a toilet. I don’t have to take your crap willingly.

• 5-Why do gas stations advertise their prices with a 9/10 at the end? does that really help sell more gas?

• 6-May I kill you in the morning?

• 7-If you’re going to act like an idiot demanding attention you better be prepared to handle …all… the attention you’re going to get…Good and bad!!!

• 8-Why does mineral water that has ‘trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘Use By’ date?

• 9-Instead of cashiers saying ‘here’s your receipt’ they should say ‘will you throw this away for me?’

• 10-You ever notice that ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together is ‘Theirs’? Coincidence? I think not!

• 11-May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and may your arms be too short to scratch…Thank you and have a nice day…

• 12-Yes I’m mean, so what and if you don’t like it then don’t talk to me because i never said you had to…Did I?

• 13-DANGER: I’m Pissed off!!!

• 14-Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

• 15-I think that getting struck by lightning is the worst way to die. Its like God’s drive by shooting.

بوستات عن الازعاج بالانجليزية 2021, بوستات واتس اب و فيس بوك مكتوبة للنسخ بالانجليزي

• They say things will be better tomorrow! Well, I have checked the calendar 3 flipping times and have yet to find a day marked Tomorrow!!!
• Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
• When it comes down to it, it’s not hard to figure out who your real friends are…It’s all about distinguishing the liars from those who are honest…
• I hate it when I’m telling a story to a group of people, and the one person I really don’t want to listen is the only one listening.
• Do you ever wonder why W is called Double U, when it’s clearly Double V?
• Do fish get thirsty?
• The next person to piss me off had better come prepared with a body bag!
• Is singing ‘if you’re angry and you know it punch their face’
• If you need to change to meet someones expectations, they probably aren’t good enough for you anyway…
• There are stupid questions.
• Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
• Just because i put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is, then it must be what u think of yourself(:
• Do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are?
• I’m in my happy place . . . PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!
• I can please only one person per day…Today is not your day…Tomorrow isn’t looking good either…
• Why do bras and batteries come in the same sizes?
• what makes you think I’m not happy I’m just a ray of freaking sunshine
• I’m not some toy you can play with whenever you feel like it…Either make me a priority or I wont be an option!!!
• It amazes me how so many people who preach God and go to church and say luv all and not 2 judge people are so many times the biggest hypocrites and sinners of them all!!!
• I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

ستاتيات فيس بوك انجليزية مكتوبة عن الازعاج , شرات ومعاني قصف انجليزية عن المزعجين