بوستات جامدة جدا و مجنونة بالانجليزي, احلى بوستات ضحك بالانجليزية مكتوبة للنسخ – الجوكر الوحيد

• I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?
• Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat 🙂
• Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
• In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!
• Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d…
• Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
• I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂
• Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
• I hate when ex’s say… “I am here if you need me.” like….? where were you? when we were together and I needed you?
• I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
• 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
• Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
• Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
• Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
• We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
• TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED 🙂
• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
• I’m a good boy with bad habits 😛
• I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
• If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?
• I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
• Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
• Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
• Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
• Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

احدث بوستات انجليزية مكتوبة للنسخ عن الجنون روعه للفيس بوك والواتس اب 2020

• We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
• Nothing is illegal until you get caught 🙂
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
• Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. 🙂
• I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?
• I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!
• We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
• I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..
• Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
• Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
• Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tigr in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
• Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
• People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
• I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
• Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet
• You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee
• Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂
• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? 🙂
• It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!
• I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 🙂
• My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
• Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY 🙂
• Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
• I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
• I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time … … … lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂