اقتباسات جديدة مجنونة و مضحكة بالانجليزية روعه و جميلة جدا – الجوكر الوحيد

1-I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

2-For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. 🙂

3-Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

4-I hate when I am about to hug someone really s3xy and my face hits the mirror.

5-Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.

6-Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

7-I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

8-After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

9-Gravity always gets me down. 🙂

10-You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.

11-The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂

12-If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

13-I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀

14-What i if told you…you the read first line wrong… same with the second… :p

15-My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

16-I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂

17-Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them 🙂

18-When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

19-Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

20-Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. 😛

21-Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

22-Press “like” if you are crazy.

23-Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

24-At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

25-Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

26-If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

27-I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂

28-I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

29-GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

30-Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂

31-Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

32-Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

33-The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

34-I’m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I’m crazy about 1 person.

35-The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

اقتباسات رائعة جدا عن الجنون بالانجليزية 2020 اقتباسات روعه بالانجليزي

• I speak two languages, Body and English.
• They don’t know that we know they know we know.
• You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
• Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
• Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
• I’m not crazy, I’m just special.
• I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..
• Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…
• It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
• Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that. – Mitch Hedberg
• If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
• I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
• She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛
• Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?