ستاتي عيد الميلاد جديد روعه بالانجليزية – الجوكر الوحيد

ستاتي عيد الميلاد جديد روعه بالانجليزية – الجوكر الوحيد

1-I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

2-This Christmas spread your fragrance, wear a nice perfume.

3-I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?

4-All I am asking this year is some luck.

5-Santa might not visit your Christmas party this year, but I will. WhatsApp Me.

6-I wanted to quit all my bad habits this year, but I am an optimistic, not a quitter.

7-Christmas is just like WhatsApp. It brings you closer to me.

8-Behind every kid’s smile is Santa Claus.

9-My Christmas wish not only for me and my family, but for all of you as well: peace of mind, health of body, strength of spirit.

10-All my resolutions eventually get flushed in the hangover.

11-Time is the best gift you can gift someone this Christmas.

12-You can only believe in Santa if the kid inside you is alive.

13-Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

14-A Silent Night A Star above A Blessed Gift of Hope and Love A Blessed Christmas to You Joy Resounds in the Hearts of Those Who Believe in the Miracle of Christmas!

15-It’s Christmas and new year is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.

16-If this year was ordinary, do something extra in the next year and make it extra-ordinary.

17-To my Friends and Family, Near and Far: I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..

18-Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

19-I’m not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap 😉

20-New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.

21-To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses..

22-X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday?

23-Thank God for allowing you to have a fresh start and mess it up again.

24-Celebrate your life as each day comes. Happy New Year.

25-Friends like you are like Christmas lights even when they are far away they still make your Christmas seem colorful.

26-May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

27-Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

28-So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??

29-The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet.

30-Wishing You a Season of Blessings from Heaven above.

31-What’s red and white and red, red and white, and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill!

32-Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!

33-The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of the glass.

34-Warmest Wishes to All of You This Christmas.

35-Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you’re always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Christmas Day!

36-This year try and make small efforts to see big changes in your life.

37-Grammatically Santa’s elves are subordinate clauses.

38-To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..

39-To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..

40-I don’t need to diet this Christmas. I am inspired by Santa Claus.

41-Throughout this year I have bugged the hell out of you, today I just want to say that I will continue the same in the next year.

42-A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

43-when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.

44-Every year life gives us 365 days to find the meaning to our life.

45-Santa won’t be coming this year… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.

46-I am sleeping off this New Year so that I can work on my dreams for the next 365 days.

47-Who doesn’t like Christmas? A Turkey.

48-When you smell my presents, Santa Claus is around.

49-The only complaint that most shoppers have during Christmas is one of long standing.

50-The moment the New Year party ends, it’s a nightmare.