اجمل 50 حالة للواتس اب بالانجليزيةحالات واتس اب مجنونة بالانجليزيةحالات واتس اب مضحكة بالانجليزية
اجمل 50 حالة للواتس اب مجنونة بالانجليزية و مضحكة – الجوكر الوحيد
1-Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing and suggesting.
2-Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
3-I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
4-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
5-A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
6-All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
7-Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
8-I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
9-I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
10-Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
11-For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.
12-If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
13-Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
14-Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
15-My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
16-I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
17-A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
18-Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number 😀
19-Life is Short – Chat Fast!
20-Behind every successful man… There is a confused woman.
21-I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
22-You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
23-Person you love is 72.8% water.
24-I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
25-If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
26-Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
27-Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
28-I love my job only when I’m on vacation
29-I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. – Larry David
30-If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
31-The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”
32-Love is not having someone give you the world. Love is creating a whole new world together. Happy Valentines Day
33-How can i miss something i never had?
34-God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂
35-People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
36-I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉
37-Don’t worry. God is always on time.
38-Boys think of girls like books, if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
حالات واتس اب انجليزية عن الجنون روعه مكتوبة للنسخ 2020
- I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
- Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
- Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
- Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
- My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
- When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
- If you don’t care stop talking about it.
- God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
- Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
- Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
- If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 🙂
- Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.