اجمل واحلى بوستات عيد الميلاد بالانجليزية – الجوكر الوحيد

I wish U Enjoyable.. U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.

This year I found a new device that can turn your thoughts into speech. Its called Alcohol.

Life always gives you a second chance, its called Happy New Year.

Christmas is like snowflakes, each beautiful and unique in its own way.

ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..

Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout! Merry Christmas.

What is that one thing that didn’t let you fulfill your resolutions? Circumstances

Its finally that time of the year when we make false promises to ourselves in the name of resolutions. Happy New Year.

I have a glass ready to celebrate with anybody who has the spirit of Christmas.

You’re my guiding star so I’ll follow you everywhere this Christmas.

Wishing You All the Peace, Joy, and Love of the Season! Season’s Greetings!

If things are not going your way, forget your last year as a bad dream and consider your new one as a wakeup call.

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I’m just a racist.

Please Santa, I’ve been good all year .. most of the time .. sometimes .. OK, Don’t worry I’ll buy my own Christmas presents.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

well, that’s Christmas over for another year..

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..

The Christmas in your heart spreads the feeling of Christmas in the air.

Bells Are Ringing The Wishes of Christmas Day the Flying Snowflakes Send My Most Sincere Blessings to You Merry Christmas

If you already tried things, this year focus on doing it.

I am dreaming of white Christmas, with every Christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright,and May all your Christmases be white. Happy Christmas.

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.

ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it..

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness

I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

A Christmas Candle Is a Lovely Thing It Makes No Noise At All But Softly Gives Itself a Way While Quite Unselfish It Grows Small

May the Joy and Peace Of Christmas Be With You All Through The Year Wishing You A Season of Blessings From Heaven Above Happy Christmas

This Christmas don’t open your wallets, open your heart.

We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.

Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.

Microsoft has Windows, but Santa has Chimneys.

Before The Church Bells Ring. Before The Cakes and Wine Are Served. Before The Holy Star Appears. Before Networks Get JammedLet Me Wish You A Merry X’mas..

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother

Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

Wishing you Merry Xmas and let us all Live together in harmony and happiness, giving space for every one around us to complete our lives in this planet.

I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.

Go ahead make a resolution. Its not as complicated as pregnancy.

A resolution is usually to avoid an evil, but in most cases the evil is far more advanced.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

It’s not the presents that make Christmas so special, it’s the presence of those you love, whether they are with you in person, or spirit.

I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very happy merry Christmas.

SANTA rearranged is “SATAN”.. I’m on to you fat man.

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.