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ستاتوسات قصف انجليزية عن الازعاج والمزعجين – الجوكر الوحيد
اقتباسات انجليزية قصف المزعجين 2021 اقتباسات واتس اب وفيس بوك بالانجليزي عن الازعاج
- 1-Say’s I’m often underestimated because people see me as a nice quiet person,be warned keep pushing and you will see the other side of me !!!
- 2-Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, ‘Where the hell did that shirt go?’
- 3-is it just me or is it national …your an asshole… day
- 4-I have decided to stop trying to build friendships with people who frankly aren’t worth the effort…If you get deleted you will know you are one of them!!!
- 5-Maybe you should leave and find your own solar system because here on Earth the world doesn’t revolve around YOU!!!
- 6-Seriously, I don’t have the energy to deal with anyone else’s neurotic episodes, I barely have the energy to deal with mine ;P
- 7-People that honk in traffic jams are also probably really good at yelling at rocks.
- 8-I don’t like judgemental people…Is your life REALLY that perfect? You have NO idea what people are going through in their lives, so think before you speak…
- 9-If you are going to be offended by other peoples opinions then maybe you should consider keeping yours to yourself…
- 10-Why do some products state, ‘Not recommended for children over 12 years of age’ ‘ aren’t people over 12 years of age not children?
- 11-If a tree falls in the woods’ Do all the other trees laugh at it?
- 12-If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
- 13-Did you ever notice how a woman’s ‘I’ll be ready in 5min’ and a guys ‘I’ll be home in 5min’ are one and the same?
- 14-You stand there and smile, then when you leave you talk shit behind my back…Don’t think I don’t know about it…
- 15-There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.
- 16-Ever been so irritated and annoyed that you want to pull your hair out, stab yourself in the eye, and scream at the top of your lungs all at the same time?
- 17-There are no words to describe the anger and frustration that I am feeling right now.
- 18-i love you so much but you treat me the way I’m not a Post to be treated and when i miss family you have to be a dickhead omg I’m sick of it
- 19-If you drop hand sanitizer on the floor, does it clean the floor or does the floor get it dirty?
- 20-Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
- 21-Before you start blaming other people for your problems, maybe you should look in the mirror and see that its not them, it’s you!!!
- 22-Don’t invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.
- 23-For one day I wish when someone gave me an excuse I didn’t hear the BULLSHIT bell ringing every time!!!
- 24-If everything you say is a lie, are you telling the truth, or lying?
- 25-There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can’t count.
ستاتوسات واتس اب انجليزية عن المزعجين والازعاج 2021 ستاتوس فيس بوك قصف بالانجليزي
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit’ It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand..
Telling someone to calm down just makes them so much more angry.
Do you ever get the feeling that you would like to reach out and just choke someone’
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea’ does that mean that one enjoys it?
What goes around comes around. That’s what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
Why is the number 11 not pronounced ‘onety-one’?
I would Hold you in my Arms, and Climb the Highest Mountain…Reach the Top, Push you Off, Look Down and Laugh my Head Off!!!
Definition of EX: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
People shouldn’t jump to conclusions or assume things they know nothing about!!!
I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
How come when socks come out of the dryer, there’s only one of each?
Why do people always say ‘no offense’ right before they offend you?
Isn’t it funny how people say they’re tired of the drama and stress from people, but yet they are the ones who are creating it
If you see a pretty woman walking by herself it’s because she wants to.
I wonder if butterflies get humans in their stomach when they’re anxious?
Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies’
There’s no way I was ever as annoying of a kid as the kids I meet now are.
It’s awkward as an adult to get unsolicited help from a crossing guard.
People bug me sometimes! But I still love them even though I want to put a squirt gun to their head push the trigger and stick them out side to freeze…
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Attitude and personality are two different things.
Some things can never be forgotten and nor forgiven.
You think your silence bothers me? It just proves to me that everything you ever said was a lie…thanks for making me realize that now…
ستاتوسات قصف المزعجين بالانجليزية 2021 ستاتوسات انجليزية عن الازعاج للانستقرام
- What do you call a male ladybug?
- Don’t be surprised if you ask me, …What are you thinking about?… And I reply, My mom told me …If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all……
- You have a problem with me. I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it..
- Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced and worthless.
- Why is it so hard to find one person that won’t go behind your back and do something that I don’t want? Why is that always the way in life? It makes me so mad!!!
- I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, give me one hundred dollars.
- At what point do people grow up, stop whining and realize they are capable of doing things without always having someone hold their hand?
- Some people are shallow, some people are pricks but some people are just plain annoying…But guess what some people are all bloody three!!!
- No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, ‘The last thing I want to do is hurt you,’ basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
- Yeah, I will be there when you need me, but if you’re not there for me when I need you, then forget it…It doesn’t work like that for me anymore!!!
- There are just some people who shouldn’t exist and if they are going to be allowed to exist then they should be Taxed extra for all the precious air they use…
- Ignorance is a disease that is contagious if not treated quickly…Treatment: Punch ignorant people in the face at first sign of the disease…
- What is it about paper towels that makes me always want to use more than one?
- Age does not define you as an adult taking responsibility…Making right decisions, and your actions in different situations is what defines you as an adult!!!
- Never regret something that once made you smile.
- It’s a good thing I actually care and ask, if you’re going to be like that then I won’t ask anymore…
- Screw Snapple I’m the best stuff on earth
- Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven’t offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there’s always tomorrow!
- You brought this on yourself when you messed with my family. Ain’t karma a bitch?
- sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world
- Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?